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THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER...I think...
those were the days when...

An application was for employment...
A program was a TV show...
A cursor used profanity...
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age...
A CD was a bank account...
And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage...
Not something you did to a file...
And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire...
Hard drive was a long trip on the road...
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut- you did with a pocket knife...
Paste- you did with glue...
A web was a spider's home...
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper...
And the memory in my head...
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash...
But when it happens they wish they were dead

 

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